What is it that makes you 'GROOVY'
To quote;
'Nobodies perfect. Therefore, I must be a nobody!!'
'If at first you don't succeed, well, so much for skydiving...'
'There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who are groovy'
But more importantly, how can you, like me become groovy.
The story goes...
I was walking westward in my plane attire using my plain and lacking of any kind of sophistication walk, when a light that was more rediculous than sublime leaped out at me. 'Leave the plain at the checkout,' it cried. 'Who's there!' I nervously yelled, as I was not to my knowledge in the habit of seeing or even talking to bright lights.
'Someone that can show you the other side of life,' he said, 'a side that never left you but instead got a little lost in the realms of darkness deep within your soul.'
As I did not wish to be rude or indeed ignorant I plainly replied, 'really?'
'Take this badge,' he said. 'Never take it off, put in the washing machine or use it as a replacement button when you simply can't be bothered to sew. And enjoy the discovery.'
I politely took the badge, placed it on my shirt and smiled as the sun seemed to kiss upon me making my badge and my existance shimmer. I could now dance like I never had before, enjoy a variety of mixed fruits and assorted nuts and walk in a way that could be quite possibly seen as dandy...and why..................................................
Because i had become an exclusive member of the world renowned:
'GROOVY GANG'
So how can I join I hear you cry
Simply send a S.A.E to
Groovy Gang, Groovy House, 4 Turner St., Leicester, LE1 6WY
enclosing a cheque for the sum of £2.00 made payable to
B. Crowther
and recieve your exclusive groovy gang badge and certificate within ten groovy days and then sit back and watch your life change forever.
For more information;
or text groovy to 07879 645275
